Vladimir Putin arrested … in a Florida supermarket

By AJ Willingham

CNN

Obviously it’s not THAT Vladimir Putin, because the President of Russia has never gone HAM in a West Palm Beach Publix.

THIS Vladimir Putin was arrested after cops responded to a report that a man was screaming at employees at a Publix grocery store in West Palm Beach, Florida.

Putin told police he had missed his ride, which would never happen to the other Putin.

According to a police report, he also refused to give officers his name. We can’t imagine why.

West Palm Beach Putin, which is a really great alias he should consider, was charged with resisting and/or obstructing an officer without violence.

No word on whether he’s retained a lawyer.