Jerry Brown referenced the Biblical Seven Fat Cows in his State of the State Speech, but we have 120 Fat Cows....... http://fb.me/1OzmGveKe 

 

Okay sports fans: Meet TINO Tuiasosopo, the latest twist in the saga of insanity. (A girl this time, really.) http://fb.me/HlZ4OkWF 

 

Ladies, before you sign up for combat... read this! Ewwwwwwww! http://fb.me/24HUyQsdx 

 

CA is THRILLED they spent a ton on ads, convincing hundreds of thousands to sign up for food stamps. Way to go, guys! http://fb.me/2n4lUIsaI 

 

Bell was corrupt, yes, but Phantom Boards that rarely meet and get huge paychecks is VERY common in CA http://fb.me/Fv4frrgV 

 

DiFi's going for gun control, but Fontana School Police just bought assault rifles to PROTECT kids! http://fb.me/1xuJhZtLF 

 

If you need a Dr.'s Prescription to buy cigarettes, will Obamacare pay for your smokes? http://fb.me/1j5chotbS 

 

Food (Stamp) Fight! http://fb.me/1QWr0m2fM

 

One law for you little people, another law for us. http://fb.me/2oawYhXJq

 

Legal Drunk Driving! Where, you say? Ireland, of Course! http://fb.me/U3U6qvzC 

 

Okay folks! Listen to these Voicemails to Manti Te'o.... your call, Man or Woman? http://fb.me/2c7L7BJF3 

 

Hey! Let's give ALL LAUSD STUDENTS iPads. For $500 Million. http://fb.me/yQ6unAiK 

 

N Korea calls the U.S. their ARCHENEMY! If Lil' Kim really wants to be our Archenemy, he needs to wear a cape. http://fb.me/CLpVkgYx 

 

Naked Rampage of the Week Award goes to... this guy! http://fb.me/U9OnfWSv