· I'm really glad I don't live in Japan and have to give out "Obligation Chocolates" on Valentine's Day. http://fb.me/2EHC662uw
· Gold Medalist Wrestler Rulon Gardner is on now. What does he think about the IOC Decision to throw Wrestling out of the Olympics?
· This is the sound of one hand groping you: Latest Church Sex Scandal is a 105 yr old Zen Buddhist Monk. http://fb.me/2kouVuN0L
· Blade Runner gives his Girlfriend the worst Valentine's Present Ever. Bullets. On the up side this makes my card & flowers look pretty good.
· Mike Piazza is going after beloved LA Icon Vin Scully??? Oh man, that was a baaaad move. http://fb.me/BvQxDiZb
· "We did not intentionally burn down that Cabin" ...it was just a happy accident. http://fb.me/2m0oDbaed
· You know that Sales Tax Hike the Mayor & Council are pushing? Guess what? It will go to fund RAISES for City... http://fb.me/xJ7HuZ5N
· Yesterday's Officer Funeral was a 3 Hanky Event. Anyone praising Dorner should be forced to hear the widows &... http://fb.me/1BzzM0S2u
· LA Archdiocese quietly slips 24 NEW names into the list of possible Molester Priests, hoping nobody would notice. http://fb.me/1KP2bJos8
· Chris Dorner Fandom Catches Fire! ...Much like he did!http://fb.me/1ILVVjCKm
· Heartwarming Disabled Olympian Oscar Pistorius the "Blade Runner" has apparently shot his girlfriend to death. Yikes. http://fb.me/21BJf1Ego
· Doug was on O'Reilly yesterday and got made fun of by Dennis Miller. MOCKED on national TV! Oh the indignity! http://fb.me/2L0CGzCdt