
· You know what would really hit the spot? A nice blubbery piece of Whale fresh from the trunk of somebody's car. http://fb.me/2em1gjkI1
· Ah yes, the old Iranian Space Monkey Switcheroo. Oldest trick in the book. http://fb.me/VgU7Upu3
· Did God determine who won the Superbowl? http://fb.me/VEjvdJDg
· This was not a slick criminal: Man tries to steal 24 qts of oil from Burbank Costco by strapping them to his body. http://fb.me/DuViuKZt
· Cardinal Mahony vs Archbishop Gomez! Ok, mitres off, hike up your skirts, put down that censer, aaaand FIGHT! http://fb.me/1iuOOX7dx
· This commercial didn't make me want a truck, but it did make me really really REALLY glad I'm not a farmer. http://fb.me/2AC7orITx
· Breaking News! A LOT of people watched the Superbowl yesterday. Bet you didn't know that! http://fb.me/1p6mxLPLO
· Ahmadinejad, jealous of all the press the monkey got, now wants to be shot into space too. http://fb.me/2KnWYQRfL
· OF COURSE a molester priest was moved to a job in the LAUSD. It ALL makes sense now. http://fb.me/1Hpg2oacW
· This year's Superbowl ads were just not funny. And one was completely revolting. http://fb.me/2GaggrSsC
· Mayor V says he won't take a Cabinet job. Similarly, Doug says he won't start for the Lakers, no matter how... http://fb.me/2eGmPu0SZ
· "It's really a mess up there with body parts." Horrifying bus crash kills at least 8, maybe more, as officials... http://fb.me/AYgtuhSB
· Renowned Sniper killed at gun range, possibly while trying to help Vet with PTSD. Will this tragedy be used in the... http://fb.me/WioYiF2M
· Canadastops making pennies, which the unsuspecting mistake for real money. http://fb.me/2akIBXKNR
· A hearse! A hearse! My Kingdom for a hearse! Richard III's Missing Body Found. http://fb.me/1xcHzO6UX
· Wow, busy Monday! Superbowl, Slapfight btw Cardinal Mahony & Archbishop Gomez, Mayor V NOT going to D.C., & the...http://fb.me/DPYzR8X8