White House Denies Report About Crack Pipes: Surprised?

(Washington, DC) — The Biden administration denies it will soon begin handing out crack pipes to addicts. This story began making the rounds yesterday, spurring outrage, anger, and reminding the public of the embarrassing pictures of a debauched Presidential-son Hunter Biden using crack. Press Secretary Jen Psaki was pressed about multiple reports that said the White House is funding a grant program for the Department of Health and Human Services in an attempt to limit infections among drug users. Psaki said the taxpayer-funded grant will provide money to local governments and non-profits to distribute “smoking kits” that include alcohol swabs and lip balm, but they do not include clean pipes and syringes. Psaki dodged questions about the administration looking at expanding safe injection sites for users-which is clearly their plan.