June 1: Florida, Not Florida Jun 1, 2015 | 7:00pm A 6th-Grader Pens Handwritten Apology for Calling 911 and Yelling ‘Deez Nuts’.
May 28: Florida, Not Florida May 28, 2015 | 6:39pm Woman Arrested for Stabbing Another Woman in the Eye over Eating Last Rib on the Plate
May 27: Florida, Not Florida May 27, 2015 | 6:06pm Woman tries to bribe cop by offering to lick his A*#@!
May 26: Florida, Not Florida May 26, 2015 | 5:49pm Twin Brothers Jailed After Throwing Bricks At Each Other
May 22: Florida, Not Florida May 26, 2015 | 4:08pm Naked man is rescued after getting stuck on drawbridge
May 20: Florida, Not Florida May 20, 2015 | 7:19pm Thieves take an ice cream truck with $15k worth of product inside.
May 19: Florida, Not Florida May 19, 2015 | 7:19pm Police say they’re looking for a burglar named Bob.
May 18: Florida, Not Florida May 18, 2015 | 6:58pm Man Becomes Enraged by Lack of Mac ‘N Cheese at A Rest Stop